Bloomin' FUNion

Me: Outback Steakhouse has a MOONSHINE BBQ MENU. I'm gonna scoop up some ribs for my honey on the way home, totally thought of you.

Andee: I wish there was a Bloomin' Onion on my desk right now.

Me: OMG, I would put it in my butt so it hits me faster.

Andee: You're a genius.