[Insert Charlie Ryan]

I'm about to go take my dude's sweet new ride out for a spin. Hello Hybrid!

Happy Birthday To Me! (Obviously Sung To The Tune Of The Vandals)

 

I got to eat tacos and drink Margaritas at Hollywood Taco Shack with these broads, followed by some sweet ghost hunting in our favorite abandoned mall, and a fresh ocean breeze from the sandbar on Hollywood Beach. I love being in the ocean at night!

 

 My big sister Debbie and my mother-in-law Margaret

 

My Little Monsters

 

We kick-started our registry, and were joined by our amazing family and a few friends who just so happened to be in town! Julia threw me an amazing Birthday/Engagement Party at her house, and made delicious Jerk Chicken and Cinnamon Waffles, her infamous Mac and Cheese, and The BEST Tiramisu EVER. We're so lucky to have such an amazing support system of family members and friends who might as well be family. I am currently typing this on my new Alienware computer, thanks to my big brother Ray. I can't even put into words how excited I was to get this computer! I'm forever grateful to everyone that loves us and who got to eat yummy food and watch our nerdy itinerary play on the big screen. You guys are truly the BEST, and I love you SO MUCH.

 

Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU!!!

Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby, Oh Baby.

The Mod Squad

I got everything. My name is Jen, and I am a MACaholic.

Fake It 'Til You Make It

Soooo...I'm engaged!

You can check it out HERE, so I don't have to repost the whole thing!

Forever My Hero.

Question: Now that Harrison Ford is 72, is it possible that he's lost his edge?



Answer: He just crashed a WWII fighter jet into a golf course in Southern California and SURVIVED. Are you kidding me?!



Han Solo AND Indiana Jones.

Me And Him, Him And Me.

So Andy and April pretty much sum up our relationship.

Happy Han-niversary!

I'm the luckiest woman alive!

Brian!

#IDFWU

November!

November brings love from Oregon and New York! 

Two of my soul sisters are back in my arms where they belong! 

They're Baaaaack!

Bing

Bang

Boom

GO DOLPHINS!!!!

You Ain't No '72.

So I took down the undefeated team in our league this week! Best part: I did it with THIS asshole! Why do I feel like he's saying, "Yadda-da-da!" in his head? Oh yeah, JAZZ HANDS. (Really, bro?) Oh Nick Foles, why has your clavicle forsaken me?

I also had Sproles!

Thank you Dirty Former-Jet Turbodouche Sanchez for making this possible. I want to see if they use the same plays that they would have with Foles. I'm crossing my fingers that he forgets how much he sucks and pulls a rabbit out of his butthole this week.

Apparently, Nice Guys Finish First

I can't wait to see these guys on Saturday! They play right after the Slackers!

DREAM SHOW!