You Ain't No '72.

So I took down the undefeated team in our league this week! Best part: I did it with THIS asshole! Why do I feel like he's saying, "Yadda-da-da!" in his head? Oh yeah, JAZZ HANDS. (Really, bro?) Oh Nick Foles, why has your clavicle forsaken me?

I also had Sproles!

Thank you Dirty Former-Jet Turbodouche Sanchez for making this possible. I want to see if they use the same plays that they would have with Foles. I'm crossing my fingers that he forgets how much he sucks and pulls a rabbit out of his butthole this week.