4/02/2015

3/26/2015

Soooo...I'm engaged!

You can check it out HERE, so I don't have to repost the whole thing!


3/06/2015

Forever My Hero.

Question: Now that Harrison Ford is 72, is it possible that he's lost his edge?



Answer: He just crashed a WWII fighter jet into a golf course in Southern California and SURVIVED. Are you kidding me?!



Han Solo AND Indiana Jones.

2/27/2015

11/14/2014

November!

November brings love from Oregon and New York! 
Two of my soul sisters are back in my arms where they belong! 


They're Baaaaack!

Bing



Bang



Boom



GO DOLPHINS!!!!

11/11/2014

You Ain't No '72.

So I took down the undefeated team in our league this week! Best part: I did it with THIS asshole! Why do I feel like he's saying, "Yadda-da-da!" in his head? Oh yeah, JAZZ HANDS. (Really, bro?) Oh Nick Foles, why has your clavicle forsaken me?



I also had Sproles!



Thank you Dirty Former-Jet Turbodouche Sanchez for making this possible. I want to see if they use the same plays that they would have with Foles. I'm crossing my fingers that he forgets how much he sucks and pulls a rabbit out of his butthole this week.

10/27/2014

Apparently, Nice Guys Finish First

I can't wait to see these guys on Saturday! They play right after the Slackers!

DREAM SHOW!




10/26/2014