That's Us.

I already miss the green under my hair!!

He makes me want to:

Politicin'

I Love You, Traci Lords.

I make these faces on a daily basis.   

Correction: I'm IN love with you.

Don't Do It, Pam!

God damnit, I love that heartless cunt.
AND I love that Nars Velvet Matte Lip Pencil "Never Say Never."

Wild Weekend.

Congrats Dana!



Happy Birthday, Dearest Andee!

Instead Of Telling You...

...I'll show you. I had a great birthday weekend!

I went to Control Salon and Gallery so DeAnna could do mah hurr.
 
Terribly Girly Photography Studio for the PIRATE PARTY!


Andiamo! at 55th Street Station in the Upper East Side of Miami


Followed by Churchill's Pub!

...And It's Not Even My Birthday.

So I wake up in the dark, and he tells me that he's prepared my favorite breakfast. He had covered his bedroom window so I would keep sleeping (I hibernate when it's dark). I got up and we watched Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows 1 while we ate breakfast...THEN, he brought me a mini strawberry shortcake, JUST the way my mom used to make it! After we had breakfast, we went outside to take a ride, and my car had brand new tints, it was detailed, he put in the pretty floor mats that I've been eyeballing for a month now, AND he installed a little dancing hula girl! It's not even my birthday yet, but my babe pimped my ride!

MAC Attack!

My event went stupendously at work this weekend!
 
Then Pablo helped me celebrate!

Happy Birthday, Joey Ramone!

Happy Birthday, Jeff Starship!

WANT.

A Walk In The Dark.

We prefer to get dressed up before taking our nightly walks.
Especially when sugar wants to make me feel better!

Pablo made this for me, since I swung by the Quick Stop in Leonardo, NJ where Clerks was filmed on my way far out of my way to Brooklyn. Notice the Clerks 2 poster.

I had a really awesome trip to NJ/NY with my family for my grandmother's services. My family is from NYC, Long Island, and all over Bergen County, NJ so it was nice to be back with everyone during a time like this. Last time I tried to go, I got caught in a stupid blizzard in Connecticut. This trip, we got to eat at The Fireplace(a diner my mom worked at as a teen), and visit the house that my grandfather built for my grandmother in the 1940's. I think it's cute that my aunt and uncle want to buy it back!

It's funny, I'm the only one in my family that was born in Miami, yet NYC always feels like home to me. I always feel closer to my mom when I'm there.

Sole Mates

(Pablo and I on the new Marlins Field 4/27/12)

Jen: You're so hot when you weave in and out of lanes.
Pablo: You're so hot when you text in traffic.
Jen: Have you ever noticed how similar "touche" and "douche" are? Isn't that weird?
Pablo: MmmHmm, Have you ever noticed how similar "cunt" and "woman driver" are? Isn't that weirder?

Little Grandma

Update (Sunday, April 29th): They just put her on Morphine, so I'm at Baptist. When we got here, her mouth was dry and she had a hard time swallowing. We had such a beautiful day together yesterday. Pablo insisted on coming with me, and she was really happy he came. He helped me with some hard things yesterday like a champ. We all laughed together, and she told all of us how much she loves us (Pablo, too). She cracked hilarious jokes until we left last night, and Pablo said it's because she's from a different time, when everyone had something clever to say. She really is a tough woman.
 
I wore my Mae West bracelet to the hospital yesterday, and she told Pablo and I about the time that she and my grandfather sat next to Mae West in a New York Nightclub *Mae Blog*. I'm so glad I brought it. I'm so glad that I've gotten to listen to all of her stories about being a fashion reporter in New York City in the 1940's, meeting Estee Lauder and Coco Chanel, and how she shared a hair stylist with Elizabeth Taylor. I can tell you right now that there will never be a woman with more intelligence, grace, and sass than Blanche Sterling.

"Boy, that Mae West was some broad!" -My Grandma.

I love you, Grandma.



Update (Monday, April 30th): RIP Grandma. I love you SO MUCH.

Don't Try Me.

Can't Go Wrong.

With a name like Lucille.