5/01/2012

Sole Mates


(Pablo and I on the new Marlins Field 4/27/12)

Jen: You're so hot when you weave in and out of lanes.
Pablo: You're so hot when you text in traffic.
Jen: Have you ever noticed how similar "touche" and "douche" are? Isn't that weird?
Pablo: MmmHmm, Have you ever noticed how similar "cunt" and "woman driver" are? Isn't that weirder?

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