11/14/2014

November!

November brings love from Oregon and New York! 
Two of my soul sisters are back in my arms where they belong! 


They're Baaaaack!

Bing



Bang



Boom



GO DOLPHINS!!!!

11/11/2014

You Ain't No '72.

So I took down the undefeated team in our league this week! Best part: I did it with THIS asshole! Why do I feel like he's saying, "Yadda-da-da!" in his head? Oh yeah, JAZZ HANDS. (Really, bro?) Oh Nick Foles, why has your clavicle forsaken me?



I also had Sproles!



Thank you Dirty Former-Jet Turbodouche Sanchez for making this possible. I want to see if they use the same plays that they would have with Foles. I'm crossing my fingers that he forgets how much he sucks and pulls a rabbit out of his butthole this week.