LeBron Of The Rings!

So Nick is excited...a little premature, but excited, nonetheless. LeBron might leave Miami, and go back to the haters in Cleveland. Even if they DID talk shit, Miamians will talk more. I can't say anything, because when Jason Taylor went to the worthless, brainless, smelly, stupid, ugly Jets, I was pissed. But when he came back, I shut my fucking mouth so fast, and pulled his jersey out of the back of my closet (it had been banished) to cuddle up with it. So as I was saying, even if he DOES leave the team who actually helped him get some rings, I would still feel happy for our beloved Nick. Because...well...The Browns and The Indians. Speaking of which, I honestly don't think The Indians have won a game since Pedro Cerrano brought Jobu to the locker room.