Cousin Eddie

It's the most wonderful time of the year!

I can't wait for Christmas, because I pretty much get off on giving gifts to people, and I can't wait to wake up for our first Christmas in the new house! We put up a tree that we accidentally didn't pay for (Bubs already called me The Grinch), and the lights are all hung up outside on the front porch and in the bushes!

This holiday always makes me miss my mother, but I went out and got a few Snoopy and Woodstock items in her honor and put them up around the house, and on the tree. My aunt said that she would have been really proud of my house, and the way that I set it up for the holidays. If you're from Miami, and if you knew my mother, then you'll know what I mean when I say that our home was turned into Santa's Enchanted Forest every year! She also threw the BEST Christmas parties for all of our neighbors, family, and coworkers. I'll get there, one day!

All of my Star Wars stuff is out, and I fully intend on purchasing the large Darth Vader Christmas lawn ornament that they're selling online (I'm also baking Wookie Cookies).

I'm so excited to spend the holiday with Pablo's family again this year, and I'm really grateful that my Aunt Bonnie just cunt-punched cancer, because that was really the best gift that I ever could have asked for! Pablo and I are attending Gianna and Alex's Christmas party, as well as my company holiday party this weekend, and it should be a nice little treat. I'd even like to have some of our friends over for egg nog (barf, I'll be having vodka), and the lovely Cousin Eddie ensemble that Pablo has put together, complete with hat and random tube for "emptying the shitter." God damnit, I love that man.