My dear, sweet, Danny Garcia (who would probably laugh his ass off for me referring to him that way) made a great Top 10 Dolphins List for shit that's gots ta go. I agree, wholeheartedly. Fucking "Fins Up," derp derp. Hank Goldberg's had it right for years: we should just refer to it as, "The Stadium Formerly Known As Joe Robbie." Fuck a "Sun Life," "Pro Player" (yeah, no shit), and a "Land Shark." Chevy Chase was the ONLY reason I even put up with that last bit of fuckery. For more sports talk with Danny Garcia, check him out on 640AM now, he moved recently, and on Twitter: @640SportsBomber:
Danny says:
Here is my top 10 list of things with Miami Dolphins that have to go......
1. Jeff Ireland & The Entire Scouting Department
2. Dawn Aponte & All Parcells hold over Front Office
3. Joe Philbin & Mike Sherman (Coaching Staff)
4. The Brito on the Stadium
5. "Fins Up" includes The Stupid "Fins to the left Fins to the right song"
6. These New Uniforms (go back to 80s & 90s uniforms)
7. Jonathan Martin & Richie Incognito
8. Carblanche for Ryan Tannehill (he need to earn his job with a new Coach)
9. All Jeff reland Bust picks we are "waiting on" (Mike Egnew, Jon Jerry, Daniel Thomas and more....)
10. Rename the Stadium Joe Robbie again. We have been jinxed ever since
we changed the name of the stadium, Joe Robbie brought Football to
SoFl. brought Don Shula Dan Marino and 2 Super Bowls, and he built that
Stadium with his own money Disrespectful to call it anything else.
Danny and I with the hilarious Mercury Morris at The Roast of Manny Fernandez by the Touchdown Club. Manny tried to shoot him with a BB Gun from across the room that night, haha! Clearly, I'm a professional photographer!
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