Jyl's Coming To Town!

I see drinking and destruction in the near future. Drinking, destruction, side-ponytails, burping contests, Jyl's special face that makes me die while we're in bright public places, high fives, headbanging to thrash metal, jumping fences, throwing eggs (or cold cuts), Andee's convincing "Let's become blood brothers" speeches, spontaneous tattoos, Jyl bitch-slapping me, inappropriate "dances" to Miami Booty Bass, drunk dialing, freestyle rapping and breakdance fighting, singing every word to Akinyele's "Put It In My Mouth," and me force-feeding Jyl something that should never be consumed...yeah, I see all that.


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