LOVE, GZA!
...we even video chatted with Rachel! I'm so glad that Jyl decided to spend her birthday with us in Miami! After eating delicious cake at Andee's, we ate delicious pizza at Andiamo, then we were off to Churchill's. 'Twas a great weekend with my Jylie!
11/25/2012
11/23/2012
11/22/2012
Happy Thanksgiving!
I miss my mother and grandmother SO much today. However, I'm happy to be spending this Thanksgiving with Pablo's family. It's our first Thanksgiving together! It's nice having a second family, since I've lost most of mine. The holidays are usually really hard on me. However, the holidays feel a lot more warm these days!
11/20/2012
Ok, Last One.
Since people are still bitching and crying about the election on Facebook, I am going to post a little something I came across recently. This will be my last post about the election on any site. I had to, because it's Henry Rollins.
"Republicans did the best they could to keep people from voting. From sending out mail with the wrong date to cast your ballot, to actually attempting to intimidate people at the polls...it didn’t work. The American people kicked your ass. That has to hurt a bit. To hurl all your bully bullshit with such force only to see people stand in line for hours to vote, undeterred. Your disrespect for the Constitution and law is incredible. Congratulations, you have no credibility and on top of that, you lost. After all that money you spent in an attempt to steal an election, you still got beat. The fact that you went through all this for the sake of Mitt Romney must make it all the more humiliating.
Republicans, these are your people: gay hating, vagina fearing phonies with their strange idea of rape, who double down on dumb at every given opportunity. Well, at least you’ve got Clint Eastwood, Meatloaf, and some Nascar-driving dipshits to keep you company. I know 1865 was hard to walk off but come on, y’all, stop embarrassing yourselves! Citizens United didn’t work. Hey, Koch brothers, Karl Rove, Shell Game Adelson: DEMOCRACY TRUMPS MONEY SOMETIMES. And the whole time, the president never lost his cool."
"Republicans did the best they could to keep people from voting. From sending out mail with the wrong date to cast your ballot, to actually attempting to intimidate people at the polls...it didn’t work. The American people kicked your ass. That has to hurt a bit. To hurl all your bully bullshit with such force only to see people stand in line for hours to vote, undeterred. Your disrespect for the Constitution and law is incredible. Congratulations, you have no credibility and on top of that, you lost. After all that money you spent in an attempt to steal an election, you still got beat. The fact that you went through all this for the sake of Mitt Romney must make it all the more humiliating.
Republicans, these are your people: gay hating, vagina fearing phonies with their strange idea of rape, who double down on dumb at every given opportunity. Well, at least you’ve got Clint Eastwood, Meatloaf, and some Nascar-driving dipshits to keep you company. I know 1865 was hard to walk off but come on, y’all, stop embarrassing yourselves! Citizens United didn’t work. Hey, Koch brothers, Karl Rove, Shell Game Adelson: DEMOCRACY TRUMPS MONEY SOMETIMES. And the whole time, the president never lost his cool."
11/19/2012
Jyl's Coming To Town!
I see drinking and destruction in the near future. Drinking, destruction, side-ponytails, burping contests, Jyl's special face that makes me die while we're in bright public places, high fives, headbanging to thrash metal, jumping fences, throwing eggs (or cold cuts), Andee's convincing "Let's become blood brothers" speeches, spontaneous tattoos, Jyl bitch-slapping me, inappropriate "dances" to Miami Booty Bass, drunk dialing, freestyle rapping and breakdance fighting, singing every word to Akinyele's "Put It In My Mouth," and me force-feeding Jyl something that should never be consumed...yeah, I see all that.
BFF
BFF
11/18/2012
11/14/2012
Epic Bitchface!
Lauren and Bogie...ultra couple.
"I'm a total Democrat. I'm anti-Republican, and it's only fair that you know it. I'm liberal- the "L"word. Being liberal is the best thing on earth you can be. You are welcoming to everyone if you're liberal. You do not have a small mind." -Lauren Bacall
11/06/2012
Happy Halloweinohr 2012
Took me long enough, but here they are! We went out with Andee, Michael, Clarice, and Pat to Poor House in downtown Fart Lauderdouche. 'Twas another night filled with Southern Comfort, Vodka, Tommy-Master of Drinks, and people that I love!
Regan MacNeil is a NEVERNUDE!!!!!
I also got to celebrate Joey's birthday in Coral Gables and South Miami. Hanging out down there makes me miss home (but I'm getting used to my new one).
Regan MacNeil is a NEVERNUDE!!!!!
I also got to celebrate Joey's birthday in Coral Gables and South Miami. Hanging out down there makes me miss home (but I'm getting used to my new one).
11/05/2012
Haters Gonna Hate...
Lovers gonna love, Boston and Cleveland don't even want, none of the above!
I'm glad I no longer have to hate Ray like he was hating LeBron in this picture.
Side Note:
Bostonians can't even pronounce the word "celtic" correctly, furthering my belief that if you like Boston teams, you're dumb. This excludes Stefanie, because Stefanie rules.
I'm glad I no longer have to hate Ray like he was hating LeBron in this picture.
Side Note:
Bostonians can't even pronounce the word "celtic" correctly, furthering my belief that if you like Boston teams, you're dumb. This excludes Stefanie, because Stefanie rules.
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