So Andy and April pretty much sum up our relationship.
2/27/2015
1/01/2015
12/05/2014
11/24/2014
11/14/2014
November!
November brings love from Oregon and New York!
Two of my soul sisters are back in my arms where they belong!
11/11/2014
You Ain't No '72.
So I took down the undefeated team in our league this week! Best part: I did it with THIS asshole! Why do I feel like he's saying, "Yadda-da-da!" in his head? Oh yeah, JAZZ HANDS. (Really, bro?) Oh Nick Foles, why has your clavicle forsaken me?
I also had Sproles!
Thank you Dirty Former-Jet Turbodouche Sanchez for making this possible. I want to see if they use the same plays that they would have with Foles. I'm crossing my fingers that he forgets how much he sucks and pulls a rabbit out of his butthole this week.
I also had Sproles!
Thank you Dirty Former-Jet Turbodouche Sanchez for making this possible. I want to see if they use the same plays that they would have with Foles. I'm crossing my fingers that he forgets how much he sucks and pulls a rabbit out of his butthole this week.
10/27/2014
10/26/2014
10/24/2014
10/22/2014
10/21/2014
Fashion and Fraggles
Why is this happening!?
RIP Gerard Parkes. Fraggle Rock was my life, and you were such a big part of that. My early childhood obsession was one of my mother's favorite memories of me. Thank you for that. I will play my Fraggle Rock record tonight in your honor, and spin-dance like I did as a toddler like old times! I know Pablo will join in! Mom, this dance is for you!
RIP Oscar de la Renta. You were one of my grandmother's favorite designers. She was a NYC fashion reporter who was MY fashion icon as a child, therefore, I grew up on your designs and artistry. You have made some of the most amazing dresses and shoes that I have EVER seen. You truly are fashion royalty, and I hope that you're making a dress for my grandmother right now, because she's been waiting for your arrival.
RIP Gerard Parkes. Fraggle Rock was my life, and you were such a big part of that. My early childhood obsession was one of my mother's favorite memories of me. Thank you for that. I will play my Fraggle Rock record tonight in your honor, and spin-dance like I did as a toddler like old times! I know Pablo will join in! Mom, this dance is for you!
RIP Oscar de la Renta. You were one of my grandmother's favorite designers. She was a NYC fashion reporter who was MY fashion icon as a child, therefore, I grew up on your designs and artistry. You have made some of the most amazing dresses and shoes that I have EVER seen. You truly are fashion royalty, and I hope that you're making a dress for my grandmother right now, because she's been waiting for your arrival.
Can we say, "Dreamboat?"
10/20/2014
Another Toasters Show!
So OBVIOUSLY I went to The Toasters show on Saturday. I got to introduce Pablo to Buck, who I have been friends with forever now. He was excited for me, and it was so nice to see him again. He's been with the band since day one, and I'm proud of them for being the longest-running American ska band (even if HE is from Dorset). He's seen me grow up, and I love that. He's known me since I was a kid, bopping around at his shows. Well, he delivered another amazing show, and I got Jahida and Pablo hooked. We went with Andee and Clarice, who always attend with me. I love them, and him, and that damn ska!
Jack Ruby is always at the Ft Lauderdale shows because he lives in the area. That makes it feel like he never left the band, which fucking rules. I love seeing his kids dance on stage (especially when he drags my ladies and me up there to dance, too!)
Andee and I also found half of a lizard (it's ass and legs), and took a Corey shot before leaving...because we're gross like that. Yes, we will lay on the street with dead animals. God damnit, I fucking love her. This is why we are as close as we are.
The last time Andee and I went to see them, we were with Orlando. I miss you, friend.
Jack Ruby is always at the Ft Lauderdale shows because he lives in the area. That makes it feel like he never left the band, which fucking rules. I love seeing his kids dance on stage (especially when he drags my ladies and me up there to dance, too!)
Andee and I also found half of a lizard (it's ass and legs), and took a Corey shot before leaving...because we're gross like that. Yes, we will lay on the street with dead animals. God damnit, I fucking love her. This is why we are as close as we are.
The last time Andee and I went to see them, we were with Orlando. I miss you, friend.
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