12/02/2015

Oh, Gilda.

“I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity.”
 - Gilda Radner


6/22/2015

A Week Long 2 Live Crew Binge

I've been wanting to tell you this for a while,
I like your fake blue eyes, and your ho-ish style.
 Can't stop, won't stop.

5/28/2015

[Insert Charlie Ryan]

I'm about to go take my dude's sweet new ride out for a spin. Hello Hybrid!

Happy Birthday To Me! (Obviously Sung To The Tune Of The Vandals)

 
I got to eat tacos and drink Margaritas at Hollywood Taco Shack with these broads, followed by some sweet ghost hunting in our favorite abandoned mall, and a fresh ocean breeze from the sandbar on Hollywood Beach. I love being in the ocean at night!

 
 My big sister Debbie and my mother-in-law Margaret

 
My Little Monsters

 
We kick-started our registry, and were joined by our amazing family and a few friends who just so happened to be in town! Julia threw me an amazing Birthday/Engagement Party at her house, and made delicious Jerk Chicken and Cinnamon Waffles, her infamous Mac and Cheese, and The BEST Tiramisu EVER. We're so lucky to have such an amazing support system of family members and friends who might as well be family. I am currently typing this on my new Alienware computer, thanks to my big brother Ray. I can't even put into words how excited I was to get this computer! I'm forever grateful to everyone that loves us and who got to eat yummy food and watch our nerdy itinerary play on the big screen. You guys are truly the BEST, and I love you SO MUCH.
 
Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU!!!

4/02/2015

3/26/2015

3/06/2015

Forever My Hero.

Question: Now that Harrison Ford is 72, is it possible that he's lost his edge?



Answer: He just crashed a WWII fighter jet into a golf course in Southern California and SURVIVED. Are you kidding me?!



Han Solo AND Indiana Jones.