Excuse Me Sir, Can I Borrow Your Crown?

Why Am I Even Luckier?

BECAUSE EDDIE VAN HALEN, THAT'S WHY!



Looks like I'm going to Van Halen! My awesome boyfriend got me a ticket! Thank you Pablo, and Pablo's awesome friend Tasty for making a lady's dream come true! My brother is going to shit his pants when I tell him!

Lucky Me!

He loves me.

Deuce.

There are 2 sides to this Gemini. This is one of them.



...that was the other one.

Before You Buy The New One...

...Make sure you have the last one.

All In All...

For the record, my inner Bloodhound Gang lover is saying, "You're just another dick with no balls." I just can't seem to help myself.

Putting the Cunt back in Country.

I had an awesome time with my Corey at Hank III this week! Woo-hoo!

Sigh, Natalia.

Absolut Miami.

Fuck. Yes.

Taco Tuesdays.

We take Taco Tuesday VERY seriously.
Taco Party at Casa de Critter.

Kenny Fucking Powers.

How would I EVER function without HBO?

Inappropriate Hotel Encounters

Tommy Tutone's song ain't got shit on Little Richard's song (or even the cover by The Sonics). However, Little Richard's song ain't got shit on the song that Pablo wrote for me! He's the best...officially. Valentine's Day will never be the same!

Keep It Up.

Demirep.

...and I am not some lame sorority queen taking you home to meet my daddy.

RIP Robert Hegyes

RIP Juan Luis Pedro Felipo de Huevos Epstein
Signed, Epstein's Mother