RIP Amy Winehouse

Poor Amy. This really breaks my heart.

Oh, Severus.

Why couldn't Harry be the lovechild of Snape and Lily?



ps. I already got the 8th Street bootleg version. Yeah, I went there.

Inbred Werepanthers

Anyone who has an "uncle-daddy" grosses me out.



Bill Compton...no excuse! Eww, but I'm so excited to see Mona...not that excited to see Horny Patty, however. Leave Pam alone, I love her.

All this vampire fuckery is making me miss Boardwalk Empire.

Eric Meekus Northman

You will always be my favorite Orange Mocha Frappucinno drinking Male Model, who likes to get in freak gasoline fight accidents, and who doesn't believe that you didn't believe that you thought it was a joke, or that you should ride in on that scooter like you're so cool. Thank you for helping people by teaching them how to dress cool, how to wear their hair in interesting ways, and for being really, really, really, really, ridiculously good-looking. Zoolander Forever.

RIP Mike

My friend Mike Hamilton was viciously murdered this weekend. He was brutally attacked in his home in Coral Springs on Sunday morning. Mike was a really sweet guy, and a loyal friend. We went to high school together, and it's completely mind-boggling to think of this happening to someone I know. Mike was a total sweetheart, and whoever did this to him needs to be in jail. If you have any information on his death, PLEASE call:

Detective Brian Koenig

954-346-1229

I'll always remember laying on his dock in the middle of the lake (it detached and became a makeshift boat), looking up at the stars and not having a care in the world.

You're awesome, Mike. I'm so glad I had the pleasure of being your friend.

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I'm in love with Natalia Tena.

I want to have her babies.

Happy Birthday, Will Arnett!

I wish I was in that tub.

The Dress Wasn't All That Anyway.

Look at that evil cherub!



"The king/queen thing, we definitely knew that was foolish, and did not want our leaders coming from a long line of cousin-fuckers."
-Bill Maher.

Game Of Thrones

Arya & Jon Snow. Fuck yes.

Happy Birthday, Mr. Rudd!

Oh Jan.

So Andee and I confessed to Jan that we had been sending her inappropriate letters (along with inappropriate things). We've also prank called her numerous times while playing clips from The Lost Boys. Yes, I put a tampon in her ice tray, and yes, Andee harvested Lucas' facial hair (HAHA)...but now we've made amends. So for her birthday, we made her something special, her very own pair of terribly girly bloody tampon earrings. We love our stinky betch.



You cannot contend with the power of the Coreys.

Don't Speak.

Shots. $10 bills. Inappropriate conversations. Loss of both sense and censor. It was just another crazy Slackers show at Churchill's.



Thank god for Gordy, and the ability to turn ourselves into clowns for the ride home. I woke up with Peanut Butter and Nutella in my hair.

Over and Out.

RIP Jane Russell

She taught us that Gentlemen don't always prefer blondes...



RIP Jane Russell. I know you'll be shimmying with Marilyn just like two little girls from Little Rock. You were amazing, inspiring, and unforgettable. We love you, Jane!

It's Just An Undertones Kind Of Morning

Laundry, Laundry, Laundry...and The Undertones!



I wonder if this means that I'll have Teenage Kicks all through the night. It's gonna happen, happen, happens all the time!

Zoo Miami

I get to spend the day at Metro Zoo (fuck this "ZooMiami" nonsense) with Jeff's dad and my grandmother tomorrow! Woohoo! It's been a while since I walked around the zoo with Mel, so I'm excited! He knows that place like the back of his hand. I'm also going to try to take home a bat-eared fox for Andee. It would be the perfect pet for her!



Andee and I should purchase a wax figure machine. We would make wax figures of Critters, Billy Zane, and Leonardo DiCaprio as Arnie from What's Eating Gilbert Grape. We would be RICH!