Oh Jan.

So Andee and I confessed to Jan that we had been sending her inappropriate letters (along with inappropriate things). We've also prank called her numerous times while playing clips from The Lost Boys. Yes, I put a tampon in her ice tray, and yes, Andee harvested Lucas' facial hair (HAHA)...but now we've made amends. So for her birthday, we made her something special, her very own pair of terribly girly bloody tampon earrings. We love our stinky betch.



You cannot contend with the power of the Coreys.

Don't Speak.

Shots. $10 bills. Inappropriate conversations. Loss of both sense and censor. It was just another crazy Slackers show at Churchill's.



Thank god for Gordy, and the ability to turn ourselves into clowns for the ride home. I woke up with Peanut Butter and Nutella in my hair.

Over and Out.

RIP Jane Russell

She taught us that Gentlemen don't always prefer blondes...



RIP Jane Russell. I know you'll be shimmying with Marilyn just like two little girls from Little Rock. You were amazing, inspiring, and unforgettable. We love you, Jane!

It's Just An Undertones Kind Of Morning

Laundry, Laundry, Laundry...and The Undertones!



I wonder if this means that I'll have Teenage Kicks all through the night. It's gonna happen, happen, happens all the time!

Zoo Miami

I get to spend the day at Metro Zoo (fuck this "ZooMiami" nonsense) with Jeff's dad and my grandmother tomorrow! Woohoo! It's been a while since I walked around the zoo with Mel, so I'm excited! He knows that place like the back of his hand. I'm also going to try to take home a bat-eared fox for Andee. It would be the perfect pet for her!



Andee and I should purchase a wax figure machine. We would make wax figures of Critters, Billy Zane, and Leonardo DiCaprio as Arnie from What's Eating Gilbert Grape. We would be RICH!

No Mas!

The face of GUILT:



On Wednesday, I walked into the Roast of Manny Fernandez, shimmied through Dolphins players of yesteryear, and approached Nick Buoniconti. Apparently, he smelled Marlboros on me, so he chastised me in front of the Larrys (Csonka and Little). He told me he missed my mother, and then he made me promise not to smoke anymore. THEN I broke down crying my eyes out like a little baby and hid in the bathroom for 30 minutes. When I emerged, I ate delicious Chicken Marsala and watched all of the Dolphins Legends rip into one another. Manny Fernandez shot a BB Gun at Mercury Morris' table, which was hilarious. I have not smoked a cigarette since that night.

I quit. No Mas.

I Love Andee

Happy Thanksgiving!

My Old Favorite

Dalai Lama

My 92 year old grandmother is taking me to see the Dalai Lama at The Univeristy of Miami next month! I'm SO lucky to have her! I swear that she gets cooler and cooler each year! She even loved the tattoo that I got for her :)

The U

It's all about the U, bitches!

Thank you, HBO.

Thank you for being so amazing, HBO.

You know it's true.

There is NOTHING sexier than having a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde...at the same time.

Pool Party YEAH!

Check out my dorky ass face in the insert for the new Pool Party CD!



Let's Do It Like a Warrior!

Gimme Gimme!