10/18/2012

Gunk Gunk...Gunk Gunk.

(That's the sound that Patrick Swayze's heart makes in Dirty Dancing)



My boyfriend woke up this morning, put on his captain's hat, and took a ride down the street on his cruiser blasting the Top Gun soundtrack on an old walk-man. He has an iPod attached to his bike...but he took that walk-man out and took off like a majestic unicorn on a hoverboard. When I tried to call out to him, he simply replied, "I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER ME BEING AWESOME!" And THIS my friends, is why I love him.

10/17/2012

Oh, Dad.

I love hearing my dad debate (scream at the TV) with Mitt Romney.



I miss you, Mommy.

10/07/2012

Convicts vs. Catholics

Really, UM? I mean...really? You're gonna do me like that? Ouch, bro.


Dolphins however, I'm making eyes at you tonight. Thank you for not making me cry.

9/20/2012

Oh, Ava.


“When I lose my temper, honey, you can't find it any place.” 

Actress, Singer, The Love Of Sinatra's Life, Bad Bitch, and Eyebrow Goddess.
I love you, Ava Gardner.

9/09/2012

Scandal!

If you ever want to see me act like a total idiot (complete with Molly Ringwald dance a la Breakfast Club), put this song on after I've had a few Vodkas.


My inner 80's kid/douche comes out in full effect!

Since my brother and sister were in high school during the 80's, that decade rubbed off on me a little more than the average 80's kid! (I still want to be Joan Jett)

8/02/2012

Vacation, Had To Get Away!

Planning a trip with my sugar to Whorelando for a tattoo by Hoffa at Ascension and some much-needed relaxation! I've been waiting patiently for this one! Woo-hoo!