9/24/2011

Save The Fireboats!



Have you ever been on a boat, and gotten a fish hook in your eye? Have you ever been on a boat, and had it catch on fire with your family below deck? Have you ever needed a paramedic to save you? Well, if we allow Mayor Carlos Gimenez to take away our Miami Dade Fireboats, you'll be shit out of luck because the Coast Guard isn't trained to help you. Did you know Miami is #1 in recreational boating? Visit this site and Click the box to email all Commissioners, so we can stop this ridiculous nonsense. Take a minute to do the right thing, and to help the men and women who help YOU when you need it.

CLICK HERE TO SEND AN EMAIL TO MIAMI COMMISSIONERS!

8/23/2011

Dinner For Schmucks.

Jen: Let's go get dinner tomorrow night.
Andee: Can we wear gowns?
Jen: Absolutely.

8/16/2011

Shake it!

This song makes me shake my butt at work.



I love this broad! She must be the lovechild of Pauline Black and James Brown.

Go To Bed, Brain.

My body fell asleep 2 hours ago, but my brain is putting up a hell of a fight.

Ritz, get off my back.

8/13/2011

Late World

I remember being outraged that this was cancelled...I think I still am.

8/12/2011

Happy Birthday, Michael Ian Black!



"If you don't like AC/DC, stuffing your fat face full of tacos, playing fucking taco piñata, swimming in crystal clear taco fart free waters, and waving around fucking kentucky bluegrass sparklers, then stay home and suck on your grandma's fucking tit, 'cause this is not the fucking party for you." -Michael Ian Black

I Just Kicked It Into Dark Phoenix Mode.