It Doesn't Get Much Closer Than That.

Jen: If I had a baby, and I made the placenta into pills, would you take one?
Andee: Do you really have to ask me that? A pill? I'd eat that shit as soon as it came out of your body.

Guess What I'm Doing Tonight...

My favorite boys are at it again!

Mustard Plug at Churchill's on January 24th!

Well hello youth, nice to feel you again! I shall be Skanking By Numbers!

2013 Holiday Recap!

So we found out that I had the female Burger King Reindeer from 1987, as well as the baby, and he has the male one! Weird! Kind of like the fact that I lost the Mickey fork to my 1980's set of Disney silverware, and he happened to have lost the Minnie spoon from the same set. Dun dun dunnnn! Here are some Instagram highlights of my beloved Audrey Kawasaki at Art Basel, Christmas, Jyl's holiday visit (complete with Sage trying to read a music catalog bedtime story to Luna), Baby Bunnies, Shows we went to, and Jahida's homemade 'Rican Coquito!