10/28/2012
10/27/2012
10/25/2012
Hey Aventura!
Dear Aventura,
It gives me the most epic ladyboner to say, "Peace out!"
Love, Jenni
Ps. Eat me.
It gives me the most epic ladyboner to say, "Peace out!"
Love, Jenni
Ps. Eat me.
10/24/2012
10/21/2012
Angela Lansbury Is A Bad Motherfucker.
So while watching Harry Potter for the 7364983164913876th time, I noticed something funny. "Piertotum Locomotor." Where have I seen this? I know it wasn't the other 7364983164913875 times I've watched the Harry Potter movies.
Oooohh, that's right! ANGELAMOTHERFUCKINGLANSBURY.
Funny enough, that's the part of Bedknobs and Broomsticks that freaked me out as a child (it was probably a chapter in my fear of robots). I did, however, like it when the armor kicked the guy in the ass. That part was pretty rad.
Piertotum Locomotor = Substitutiary Locomotion.
In closing, I would like to add that this has further proven the fact that I am one of the biggest nerds that has ever roamed the planet. Thank you, that is all. 10-4. Over and Out.
And here we have Angela and her "Bitch, get off the table," face.
Oooohh, that's right! ANGELAMOTHERFUCKINGLANSBURY.
Funny enough, that's the part of Bedknobs and Broomsticks that freaked me out as a child (it was probably a chapter in my fear of robots). I did, however, like it when the armor kicked the guy in the ass. That part was pretty rad.
Piertotum Locomotor = Substitutiary Locomotion.
In closing, I would like to add that this has further proven the fact that I am one of the biggest nerds that has ever roamed the planet. Thank you, that is all. 10-4. Over and Out.
And here we have Angela and her "Bitch, get off the table," face.
10/18/2012
Gunk Gunk...Gunk Gunk.
(That's the sound that Patrick Swayze's heart makes in Dirty Dancing)
My boyfriend woke up this morning, put on his captain's hat, and took a ride down the street on his cruiser blasting the Top Gun soundtrack on an old walk-man. He has an iPod attached to his bike...but he took that walk-man out and took off like a majestic unicorn on a hoverboard. When I tried to call out to him, he simply replied, "I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER ME BEING AWESOME!" And THIS my friends, is why I love him.
My boyfriend woke up this morning, put on his captain's hat, and took a ride down the street on his cruiser blasting the Top Gun soundtrack on an old walk-man. He has an iPod attached to his bike...but he took that walk-man out and took off like a majestic unicorn on a hoverboard. When I tried to call out to him, he simply replied, "I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER ME BEING AWESOME!" And THIS my friends, is why I love him.
10/17/2012
10/16/2012
10/13/2012
10/10/2012
10/07/2012
Convicts vs. Catholics
Really, UM? I mean...really? You're gonna do me like that? Ouch, bro.
Dolphins however, I'm making eyes at you tonight. Thank you for not making me cry.
Dolphins however, I'm making eyes at you tonight. Thank you for not making me cry.
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