Excuse Me Sir, Can I Borrow Your Crown?

Why Am I Even Luckier?

BECAUSE EDDIE VAN HALEN, THAT'S WHY!



Looks like I'm going to Van Halen! My awesome boyfriend got me a ticket! Thank you Pablo, and Pablo's awesome friend Tasty for making a lady's dream come true! My brother is going to shit his pants when I tell him!

Lucky Me!

He loves me.

Deuce.

There are 2 sides to this Gemini. This is one of them.



...that was the other one.

Before You Buy The New One...

...Make sure you have the last one.

All In All...

For the record, my inner Bloodhound Gang lover is saying, "You're just another dick with no balls." I just can't seem to help myself.

Putting the Cunt back in Country.

I had an awesome time with my Corey at Hank III this week! Woo-hoo!

Sigh, Natalia.

Absolut Miami.

Fuck. Yes.