Signed, Epstein's Mother
1/27/2012
1/22/2012
1/20/2012
1/19/2012
1/15/2012
1/12/2012
NON-SMOKER.
It has been exactly ONE YEAR since I quit smoking cigarettes. I would like to thank Nick Buoniconti for telling me off, because without that shot below the belt, I never would have quit. He loved my mom, and told me what was up, when no one else could get through. Thank you to everyone who didn't offer me cigarettes, and everyone who slapped me (literally) for mentioning them. I still can't believe that quitting cold turkey worked!
1/10/2012
A Simple Evening Gown.
So I needed to buy a great dress for Jake's wedding, and I picked up this little number (It looks better with tits in it). When I walked out of the dressing room, some random dude started singing, "Girl, you be killin' 'em" to me, so I take that as a compliment!
1/09/2012
OhMiBod.
Really?! A vibrator that "vibrates to the beat and rhythm of your favorite music."
One word: SLAYER.
One word: SLAYER.
1/08/2012
1/02/2012
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