HOW TO: DAH and KUHLUR YO HURR

Jen McGrath, this one's for you, girl.

I Miss My Mommy.

This is one of those songs that makes me think of driving down the New Jersey turnpike with my mom, in the convertible, with the top down.

Next stop, "Tears Of A Clown."

Don't Hate.

Why Am I Awake?

I'm about to Bikini Kill myself. Aaahhh!

Eu Quero Apagar.

Oh Yeah? Clap.

All I want to do is graduate from high school, go to Europe, marry Christian Slater, and die. Now it may not sound too great to a sconehead like you, but I think it's swell. And you come along and tell me I'm a member of the hairy mole club so you can throw things at me? 

I don't THINK so.

Let's Make Out.

RIP Steve

See you on the other side, handsome.

She Would Be SO Proud.

Thanks, Mom. I know you were there this week. I love you.