Andee and I should purchase a wax figure machine. We would make wax figures of Critters, Billy Zane, and Leonardo DiCaprio as Arnie from What's Eating Gilbert Grape. We would be RICH!
1/31/2011
Zoo Miami
I get to spend the day at Metro Zoo (fuck this "ZooMiami" nonsense) with Jeff's dad and my grandmother tomorrow! Woohoo! It's been a while since I walked around the zoo with Mel, so I'm excited! He knows that place like the back of his hand. I'm also going to try to take home a bat-eared fox for Andee. It would be the perfect pet for her!
Andee and I should purchase a wax figure machine. We would make wax figures of Critters, Billy Zane, and Leonardo DiCaprio as Arnie from What's Eating Gilbert Grape. We would be RICH!
Andee and I should purchase a wax figure machine. We would make wax figures of Critters, Billy Zane, and Leonardo DiCaprio as Arnie from What's Eating Gilbert Grape. We would be RICH!
1/15/2011
No Mas!
The face of GUILT:
On Wednesday, I walked into the Roast of Manny Fernandez, shimmied through Dolphins players of yesteryear, and approached Nick Buoniconti. Apparently, he smelled Marlboros on me, so he chastised me in front of the Larrys (Csonka and Little). He told me he missed my mother, and then he made me promise not to smoke anymore. THEN I broke down crying my eyes out like a little baby and hid in the bathroom for 30 minutes. When I emerged, I ate delicious Chicken Marsala and watched all of the Dolphins Legends rip into one another. Manny Fernandez shot a BB Gun at Mercury Morris' table, which was hilarious. I have not smoked a cigarette since that night.
I quit. No Mas.
On Wednesday, I walked into the Roast of Manny Fernandez, shimmied through Dolphins players of yesteryear, and approached Nick Buoniconti. Apparently, he smelled Marlboros on me, so he chastised me in front of the Larrys (Csonka and Little). He told me he missed my mother, and then he made me promise not to smoke anymore. THEN I broke down crying my eyes out like a little baby and hid in the bathroom for 30 minutes. When I emerged, I ate delicious Chicken Marsala and watched all of the Dolphins Legends rip into one another. Manny Fernandez shot a BB Gun at Mercury Morris' table, which was hilarious. I have not smoked a cigarette since that night.
I quit. No Mas.
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